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Jokes and Skits
1st scout "Hey George, look over there, smoke signals"
2nd scout "Oh ya , what do they say?"
1st scout pretending to look away through binoculars, says very slowly,
"Help... My... Blankets... On... Fire.
Fly in the Soup
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! "
Waiter: (Enters, very snooty, peering into the soup)
"Oh, yes, you are right sir. That will be an extra 25 cents for the meat. "
Customer: "But waiter, he's swimming all over the top ! "
Waiter: (Still snooty) "You are right, sir. It doesn't know it's a fly, sir.
It's doing the Butterfly stroke. "
Customer: "Well, I think it must be an Australian ! "
Waiter : "Why do you say that sir ? "
Customer: "BECAUSE IT'S DOWN UNDER NOW ! "